The Dirtiest, Most Politically Incorrect Jokes Ever

von Allan Pease

278 Seiten, Taschenbuch

Kurzbeschreibung des Verlags

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-What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? She choked.

-How do you get a blonde's eyes to sparkle? Shine a light in her ear.

-What's the definition of "making love"? It's what a woman does while a man's screwing her.

-How does an Englishman know that his wife is dead? Sex is still the same, but the dishes are piling up in the sink.

-What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? One less drunk at the funeral.

-Why is a fat woman like a scooter? They're both fun to ride, but you wouldn't want you friends to see you on either.

-A woman walked into the bank to deposit a large bag of cash. "Did you hoard all this money yourself?" asked the teller."No," she replied. "My sister whored half of it."

• ISBN: 9781569757123
• Sprache: Englisch
• Erscheinungsdatum: 01.10.2009
• Größe: 200 x 129 mm
• Verlag: Bookpack Inc