Don't Be a HO HO HO for New Year's!

The Only Balls That Should Drop Are in Times Square

von G'Bryella Whyt

36 Seiten, Taschenbuch

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Have a friend who needs better taste in men? Start with her Christmas gift.She's picked the dress. Chilled the champagne. Given another completely unsuitable man the benefit of the doubt.You could say something. But it's Christmas.Let Grandma do it.Don't Be A HO HO HO This New Year's! is the adult humor gift book for the woman whose friends have stopped learning the men's names.Grandma is going out with the ladies, and she has no intention of spending another New Year's Day listening to the same romantic tragedy with a different leading man. Before her granddaughter leaves for the evening, there are a few gentlemen she'd like to discuss.She has names. She has opinions. She has poured a drink.What follows is a beautifully illustrated review of questionable romances, delivered by a woman who believes a suitor should arrive with intentions and leave with his trousers properly fastened. Her granddaughter calls it modern dating. Grandma calls it the reason she still doesn't have a husband.For a sample of her bedside manner: "Richie, the DJ, was hired for the night;You added room service. How terribly polite."Short, wicked rhymes and expressive full-color illustrations make this a gift to unwrap, read aloud, and immediately show the woman sitting next to you. The elegant New Year's setting supplies the glamour. Grandma supplies the remarks nobody was supposed to make at dinner.Give it to the friend who: - Announces a fresh start every January, then answers the same man's text.- Has excellent taste in champagne and inexplicable taste in company.- Says she has a funny dating story, and you've already reached for the bottle.- Will open this gift, look straight at you, and know exactly why you bought it.- A 34-page illustrated gift book for adults, it's an easy fit for bookstore holiday gift tables, Christmas exchanges, New Year's hostess gifts, and a girls' night that needs something better than another discussion about him.You've listened to her explain his behavior all year. You deserve to enjoy giving her a present.The only balls that should drop are in Times Square.

• Reihe: Don't Be A HO HO HO
• Themen: Lifestyle, Hobbys und Freizeit Humor
• ISBN: 9781971419077
• Sprache: Englisch
• Erscheinungsdatum: 12.09.2026
• Größe: 216 x 216 mm
• Verlag: GBryellaWhyt