Don't Be a HO HO HO for Christmas

The Only Thing That Should Be Stuffed Is Your Stocking

von G'Bryella Whyt

36 Seiten, Taschenbuch

Kurzbeschreibung des Verlags

She wanted a husband for Christmas. Grandma wanted to know what happened to the last thirty men.Usually, Grandma gives cash. This year, she's giving commentary.Don't Be a Ho Ho Ho for Christmas! by G'Bryella Whyt is an illustrated Christmas gag gift for adults that gives 'Twas the Night Before Christmas a decidedly naughty makeover. There are stockings, spirits, and a grandmother who believes some things should come with a ring. Her granddaughter's phone suggests that several gentlemen disagree.Spending Christmas with Grandma was already a disappointment. Having her dating history reviewed over brandy was not on the wish list.As the granddaughter recounts her romantic misadventures, Grandma takes aim at disappearing dates, married charmers, and men whose enthusiasm for commitment ends precisely where it should begin. One gentleman brings enough body hair to give the family cat competition. Another has a remarkably inconvenient wife. And when the granddaughter mentions her "body count," Grandma briefly wonders whether she should call the police.Dressed in pearls and armed with opinions, this grandmother has questions. None of them are "Would you like more eggnog?"Told in playful rhyming verse and paired with expressive illustrations, this adult holiday parody turns a familiar Christmas tradition into a festive roast of modern dating. The granddaughter wants romance. Grandma wants standards. The cat would probably like a different family.For readers who enjoy cheeky humor, outrageous relatives, and romantic disasters best discussed with a drink in hand, this book offers a quick, mischievous escape from the season's sweeter sentiments.Give it to the best friend who keeps giving him another chance, the sister with spectacular dating stories, or the girlfriend who appreciates a grandmother with absolutely no filter. Bring it to an adult white elephant exchange or wrap it for the person who always requests "something funny."With its Christmas setting, illustrated format, and adult gift appeal, it is a playful fit for seasonal humor tables, holiday gift displays, and shoppers looking for a present with a punchline.Grandma's Christmas message: The only thing that should be stuffed is your stocking.Contains adult language and sexual humor. Intended for mature readers.

• Reihe: Don't Be A HO HO HO
• Themen: Lifestyle, Hobbys und Freizeit Humor
• ISBN: 9781971419459
• Sprache: Englisch
• Erscheinungsdatum: 14.09.2026
• Größe: 216 x 216 mm
• Verlag: GBryellaWhyt