Don't Be A HO HO HO For Christmas

The Only Balls You Should Play With Are on the Tree

von G'Bryella Whyt

38 Seiten, Taschenbuch

Kurzbeschreibung des Verlags

'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house, Grandma was upset her grandson still hadn't found a spouse.Apparently, he found thirty.Welcome to 'Twas the Night Before Christmas-if Grandma found out what her gay grandson has actually been doing all year.She believes in flowers, courtship, respectable gentlemen, and waiting until marriage.He believes in men with abs.She wants him to find Mr. Right.He keeps finding Mr. Right Now.And Grandma is about to receive a Christmas education she most certainly did not ask for.Twinks. Bears. Daddies. Otters. Dating apps. Open marriages. Nude selfies. Mistletoe being used in ways the Victorians never intended.This is not the Christmas Eve Grandma remembers.She married one man. He brought flowers, got down on one knee, and proposed before taking off her clothes.Her grandson is operating under a somewhat different system.Fortunately, Grandma has two things working in her favor: an unlimited supply of opinions and a very well-stocked liquor cabinet.Don't Be a Ho Ho Ho for Christmas is an outrageously funny, fully illustrated adult Christmas parody inspired by the beloved rhythm of 'Twas the Night Before Christmas. Told through the eyes of one glamorous, old-school grandmother trying desperately to understand her grandson's very modern dating life, it combines naughty holiday humor with the affectionate relationship between a grandmother and the grandson she adores-even when his behavior has her clutching her pearls.She just cannot understand why finding one nice man apparently requires trying thirty.Bright, lavish Christmas illustrations turn Grandma's increasingly scandalized observations into a ridiculous holiday adventure filled with handsome men, inappropriate situations, old-fashioned advice, and one exceptionally judgmental cat who somehow keeps ending up in the middle of it all.Underneath the naughty jokes is a surprisingly sweet Christmas story about two generations who could not approach love more differently-and love each other anyway.Made for adults with an inappropriate sense of humor, Don't Be a Ho Ho Ho for Christmas is the kind of gift that gets passed around at Christmas dinner, left conspicuously on the coffee table, and bought for the friend everyone immediately thinks of after reading the title.It's a Christmas gag gift for gay best friends, brothers, coworkers, partners, holiday hosts, White Elephant exchanges, Secret Santa parties, and anyone who has ever made Grandma say:"Good heavens, darling."She wants him married.He wants to have fun.And by Christmas morning, only one of them has learned anything.Don't Be a Ho Ho Ho for ChristmasThe Only Balls You Should Play With Are on the Tree.

• Reihe: Don't Be A HO HO HO
• Themen: Lifestyle, Hobbys und Freizeit Humor
• ISBN: 9781971419466
• Sprache: Englisch
• Erscheinungsdatum: 16.09.2026
• Größe: 216 x 216 mm
• Verlag: GBryellaWhyt