Oh No, Not Another CEO?

A CEO Romance Satire

von Cesar L. S. Marques

162 Seiten, Taschenbuch

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He was the coldest man in Manhattan. She was the only woman who didn't flinch. He would never love again - until her.You've read that sentence. You've seen that cover. You've bought that book. And somewhere underneath, you always knew something about it was off.Why does the billionaire need a fake girlfriend when he could just hire a publicist? Why does the nanny keep falling for the man who is, technically, her employer and, legally, a walking liability? Why does the "secret heir" stay a secret when the father owns a phone, an email address, and a legal team?Nobody ever asked. Until now.CEO? is an autopsy performed on the billionaire romance - while the romance is still alive and insisting it feels fine. Twelve chapters. Twelve back-cover promises. Twelve realities. Each chapter opens with the exact promise the genre would sell you. Then it shows you what actually happened. Not the fantasy. The version where people read the paperwork, set boundaries, and occasionally say "no" out loud.Don't expect a billionaire who is secretly a softie. Expect billionaires exactly as difficult as their reputations suggest - and women exactly as competent as their job titles imply. They read the contract. They read the calendar. They read between the lines. And every now and then, they say "no" out loud.That's the point. That's the joke. And that is, if I may be so bold, the love story.Perfect for readers who love: - Billionaire and CEO romance- Romantic comedy and satire- Workplace romance and enemies-to-lovers- Books that make fun of the tropes they secretly adoreA note to the reader: this book may cause laughter in inappropriate settings, a sudden distrust of any title containing "CEO" followed by a possessive apostrophe, and an urgent, medically inadvisable need to verify whether the heroine of The Billionaire's Unexpected Heir has, in fact, read the paternity test.Read it in two days. Write the review. Then come back to this page.

• Reihe: Independently published
• ISBN: 9798172564802
• Sprache: Englisch
• Erscheinungsdatum: 07.09.2026
• Größe: 229 x 152 mm
• Verlag: Independently published