Hilarious Cat Facts for People Who Openly Prefer Their Cat to Most Humans

500 Facts, Follies, and Feline Truths for Anyone Who's Already Been Replaced by a Cat in Their Own Home

von Bailey Fitzgerald

156 Seiten, Taschenbuch

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Did a small predator with zero boundaries, superior night vision, and a firm belief that they own your house quietly outrank you in your own living room? Welcome to the club.

If you've ever apologized to a cat for existing in its space, stayed completely frozen because they fell asleep on your leg, or accepted that the good chair was never really yours-you are in good company.Written by Bailey Fitzgerald, Hilarious Cat Facts for People Who Openly Prefer Their Cat to Most Humans delivers 500 ridiculous, real, and researched facts about the eccentric, demanding little ruler lounging on your couch.

Inside this wildly entertaining collection, you'll discover:

- Whiskers to Tail Anatomy: Learn why a cat has 230 bones, how a floating collarbone lets them squeeze through tight gaps, and what "whisker fatigue" really is.- Decoding Feline Body Language: The real science behind kneading, "airplane ears," the slow blink "feline kiss," and why they head-butt your phone at 3 a.m..- Famous Felines & Millionaire Moggies: Meet Creme Puff, the oldest cat on record at 38 years old, plus famous influencer cats like Grumpy Cat, Nala Cat, and Karl Lagerfeld's pampered Choupette.- Bizarre Feline History & High-Tech Cats: Discover F.D.C. Willard (the Siamese cat who co-authored a published physics paper), Félicette the space cat, Morris the feline mayoral candidate, and AI-powered cat translation apps.

Whether you read a fact a day out loud to your cat (who will ignore you anyway) or use it to dominate your next dinner party, this book is the ultimate celebration of the small feline ruler in your life.

The Perfect Gift For: Cat moms, cat dads, rescue cat adopters, pet parents, and anyone who openly prefers cats to most humans!

Scroll up and click "Buy Now" to finally understand the furry weirdo running your house!

• Reihe: Independently published
• ISBN: 9798174773370
• Sprache: Englisch
• Erscheinungsdatum: 16.09.2026
• Größe: 229 x 152 mm
• Verlag: Independently published