THE ANTI-GURU GUIDE TO ACTUALLY GETTING THINGS DONE WHEN YOU WANT TO CRY

A Brutally Honest Manual for Overwhelmed Humans

von Maureen Oliver

50 Seiten, Taschenbuch

Kurzbeschreibung des Verlags

Are you drowning in a sea of corporate buzzwords, unread emails, and the soul-crushing pressure to "optimize" every waking second of your existence?

Welcome to The Anti-Guru Guide to Actually Getting Things Done When You Want to Cry.

Traditional productivity culture has lied to you. They tell you to wake up at 4:30 AM, drink cold-pressed kale smoothies, practice relentless gratitude, and treat your inbox like a sacred garden. But if you're a chronically exhausted human being running on 12% battery life, cold brew, and pure spite, those toxic "hustle" tactics just make you want to throw your laptop out a window.>Written by a human of perpetual exhaustion who would rather plan their dinner cereal than attend a "synergistic paradigm shift," this survival manual throws out the corporate rulebook in favor of radical, low-capacity sanity. Inside, you will learn how to:

- Why lowering your standards so far beneath the surface is actually a brilliant survival strategy.- How to ruthlessly slaughter your to-do list without a shred of guilt.- A foolproof way to trick your paralyzed brain into starting before it can talk you out of it.- How to practice the art of professional neglect and weaponize your unsubscribe button.- Why good enough isn't settling-it's a revolutionary act of self-preservation.

You're not going to make it to "Inbox Zero," and that is completely fine. Put your feet up, close the laptop, and learn how to survive the modern workplace with your sanity intact.

• Reihe: Independently published
• ISBN: 9798175311601
• Sprache: Englisch
• Erscheinungsdatum: 18.09.2026
• Größe: 229 x 152 mm
• Verlag: Independently published