If You Give A Mom A Cabana Sun

A Parody For Grown-Ups

von Norma D. Plume

38 Seiten, Taschenbuch

Kurzbeschreibung des Verlags

One juice pouch is all it takes. When a stressed-out mom cracks open a Cabana Sun, one small craving spirals into a full night of chaos: tequila on the beach, a Tar-jay run for flip-flops, a rum-filled coconut, and a dance with a tall stranger with a great tan. From there it only escalates - sailing into the sunset, a skinny dip, a motorcycle ride through the city, 3 a.m. waffles with the girls, and a barefoot sunrise on the cliffs.Just as she finally reaches for that Cabana Sun again... she remembers she can't leave the office until 5:30. Because after work there are still kids to pick up, a drive-thru dinner to grab, and sing-alongs on the radio.Written in the cumulative, spiraling rhythm of a classic children's picture book - but strictly for grown-ups - this brilliantly illustrated parody is a love letter to every mom's fantasy of one wild, consequence-free night out, before real life pulls her right back in. Read it to laugh, read it to escape... just don't read it to your toddlers.

• Reihe: Independently published
• ISBN: 9798175473811
• Sprache: Englisch
• Erscheinungsdatum: 19.09.2026
• Größe: 216 x 216 mm
• Verlag: Independently published