The Manual I Should Have Come With

A Funny Fill-In Guide for Your Partner

von Clause & Effect Press

86 Seiten, Taschenbuch

Kurzbeschreibung des Verlags

You are now the owner of one (1) complete human. Documentation is enclosed.

This is the owner's manual for the person you are stuck with forever, and it is filled out by that person: me. Guided prompts, nothing to think up yourself. You just fill in the blanks and hand it over.

Inside: a product registration card, full specifications, a labeled control-panel diagram, the communication translation table ("I'm fine" = ______), the Hangry Protocol, an emotional state playbook covering sad, stressed, angry, overwhelmed, sick and tired, a gift cheat sheet with the exact coffee order and sizes, known defects the manufacturer will not fix, a lifetime warranty certificate, and one sincere spread near the end that neither of you will forget.

It is ridiculous. It is also all true. By the last page your person holds the only accurate reference guide to you in existence: what you love, what you hate, what to do when you are sad, and why, of everyone, you picked them.

Coverage: lifetime. Returns: not accepted. Exchanges: I checked. There is nothing better available.

Perfect for Valentine's Day, anniversaries, Christmas, a birthday, or absolutely no reason at all. Buy two and swap.

• Reihe: Independently published
• ISBN: 9798190707427
• Sprache: Englisch
• Erscheinungsdatum: 04.08.2026
• Größe: 229 x 152 mm
• Verlag: Independently published