50 and FERAL

99 Things You Finally Have Permission to Do + 50 Sweary Bonus Affirmations - A Funny Gift for Gen X Women in Their 50s

von Twitchy Betty

124 Seiten, Taschenbuch

Kurzbeschreibung des Verlags

She's Not Asking Permission Anymore. Are You?You've spent fifty years running everything through an editor. Softer. Smaller. More polite.Fire the editor.Fifty and Feral is 99 permission slips and 50 sweary affirmations for the Gen X woman who is done. Not a gratitude journal. Not a five-step plan. Just permission, already signed.Inside, you get the green light to: - Say the thing you actually think. Nobody's coming to give you permission. Congratulations - you just gave it to yourself.- Order dessert first, out of pure spite for nobody in particular.- Rewind the cassette with a pencil and never once think that was strange.- Buy the reading glasses in bulk. Not defeat. Logistics.- Cut off the family member who's never once acted like family.- Open the good bottle on a random Tuesday. You're the event.- Wear the thing you talked yourself out of.- Let your knee announce itself when you stand up. That's not aging badly. That's a knee with something to say.- Take the elevator. The stairs will still be there.- Give the short answer instead of the padded one. "No" is a complete sentence."I don't want another self-help book." Good. This isn't one. No homework. No journaling prompts. Just permission."Is this too much for me?" If "live laugh love" makes you want to throw the book, no. This is your book."Will it actually make me laugh?" Cassette tapes with pencils. Group texts left on read. This isn't generic - it's your childhood, your inbox, your Tuesday.Stop asking. Scroll up. Click Buy.

• ISBN: 9798194139958
• Sprache: Englisch
• Erscheinungsdatum: 22.08.2026
• Größe: 229 x 152 mm
• Verlag: Amazon Digital Services LLC - Kdp