Finally Off the Floor

A Hilarious Retirement Gift for the Nurse Who Gave Everything

von John Muzurio

116 Seiten, Taschenbuch

Kurzbeschreibung des Verlags

You have spent decades being the most competent person in the room. You memorized which IV pump lied about its battery life, rebuilt documentation from memory at 2 a.m., and ate cold pizza standing up as a formal expression of institutional gratitude.

And now, the diagnosis is official: you are done.

Finally Off the Floor: A Hilarious Retirement Gift for the Nurse Who Gave Everything is the ultimate celebration for the healthcare hero in your life. Written with affectionate and irreverent humor, this book serves as a permission slip and a gentle debriefing for the nurse walking out of the hospital for the last time.

The shift is over. The floor has been discharged. Give the nurse in your life the prescription they have been earning for thirty years: the permission to finally rest.