The Moronic Crusade

von Edward Fortman, Jim Dobrovicz

346 Seiten, Taschenbuch

Kurzbeschreibung des Verlags

From the depths of outer space ... from a nebulous cloud of dust and gas uncharted by human eyes ... comes an elongated flying saucer with wings and a tail fin ... whose quite real-not artificial-intelligence system has gone rogue from its society on a quest for vengeance ... and lands on planet Earth with a screeching thud.Two good, ol' neighbors, named Jethro and Goober, jump on board, push a button and exclaim, "Just like Star Track!" ... whereupon they are launched into space on an adventure that spans the universe ... during which ...... they pick up a barbarian, named Boron, who exclaims "I'm not a moron!" ...... they confront a necromancer who blows up a planet to try to kill them ...... they form a band of knights called the Moronic League, led by Boron the Moron ...... they land on a planet of super-smart beings, where it is illegal to insult their Dignified Intellectual Personage (or DIP) ...... they go hunting on a planet where they become the hunted ...... and they meet a tribe of ape-like warriors who like to have barbarian-on-a-stick for dinner.Throughout their adventures, they discover that they are three of the least intelligent beings in the universe, and the Moronic League must defeat the necromancer on a sacred quest to rid themselves of their moronic tendencies.Their great adventure is called ...The Moronic Crusade ...As Goober would say, "Well, holeee sh ... !!!"

• Themen: Belletristik Humor Satirische Romane und Parodie
• ISBN: 9798227031105
• Sprache: Englisch
• Erscheinungsdatum: 08.09.2024
• Größe: 229 x 152 mm
• Verlag: Edward Fortman