The Karen Directive

von David Lagattuta Jr.

146 Seiten, Taschenbuch

Kurzbeschreibung des Verlags

One woman. One clipboard. Infinite destruction.Karen Simmons only wanted to return a dry rotisserie chicken. Instead, she falls through a cosmic rift in the customer service line and wakes up in a soot-covered dystopia run by plague, orphans, and total managerial chaos.Armed with nothing but a broken scarf, divine indignation, and a growing sense of destiny, Karen takes control. She builds a startup out of an orphanage. She weaponizes glitter. She brands trauma. She writes scripture in beet juice and organizes a Gala of Grievances. Somewhere along the way, a pigeon becomes sacred and a nun declares emotional war.As systems bend to her will and the timeline fractures around her, Karen finds herself worshipped, feared, and possibly... right. But even a woman blessed with divine project management can't stop what's coming.Because when you give one woman absolute power and unlimited access to office supplies, the universe doesn't just shift - it begs for a refund.A riotously unhinged satire of control, identity, and collective breakdown, The Karen Directive is a holy reckoning with bureaucracy, belief, and the cult of confidence.